Rock hard.

I am Boob :D

walaakongpiso:

Girl: I’m having heart surgery today.
Boy: I know.
Girl: I love you!
Boy: I love you more, much more!

After surgery, when the girl woke up, only her father is next to her bed.

Girl: Where is he?
Father: You don’t know who gave you the heart?
Girl: What? (She starts crying)
Father: I’m just kidding, he went to the toilet.

HAHAHAHAHA :))

(via asdfghjkllove)

9 months ago
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